Even though I haven’t seen that movie, “How Do I Know” is the perfect title for my “Deaf Reel” parody. How many times have I been asked “how do you sign ‘…’ in American Sign Language?” You fill in the blank but most of the time people want to know how to sign some form of profanity. I always get a kick out of hearing people falling over laughing when, at their request, I show them signs that include bodily functions – go figure. It’s visual!!!

My advice to all you hearing guys. If you are wanting to impress a deaf girl wait until the end of the date to ask her how to sign certain explicit words. That way if you have impressed her enough and she likes you when you ask her to sign “poop” she won’t kick you to the curb.

‘Til next time —Matt